Week 17: Breaking news – It’s the end of elephant and castle!







In the morning of 18th Feb, London is been attacked by a lot of unknown creatures, causing huge explosion and death of over thousand citizens. In the photo above you can see that it is becoming red and dark almost everywhere in Elephant and Castle, with a bolt of lightning crackled through the sky.

“It’s global warming! We shouldn’t believe Donald Trump, he is a liar!” said one of the survivors, who lost all the families in this explosion. Although many citizens believe it’s caused by global warming, our government has announced that it’s definitely an attack from aliens or other unknown creatures. “There is no global warming.” Said Dr Sillyson, a specialist of weather and environment, “Global warming is not true, even there is, it shouldn’t happen now.”

What could we do to overcome this situation? No one have a certain answer. However, what if this is not an attack from the aliens, but attack from the USA? As Donald Trump has laid to us that there is no global warming, we could imagine that USA has been a dick to the UK for a long while – maybe the explosion in Elephant and Castle is just the beginning…


Report by Berry

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